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  • nathanael-platier:

    I’m not even in this fandom and I burst out laughing

    1 day ago  11:59    82987 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    free! 

    somethingpointy:

    Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

    Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

    Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

    Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

    Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

    1 day ago  11:59    46998 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

    alchemyprime:

    lifehackable:

    More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

    Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
    Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
    Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
    Either way, keep safe, friends. 

    1 day ago  11:58    102410 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    reference 

    pastabot:

    why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

    1 day ago  11:55    38401 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    Diva (Bow Down Remix)
    Beyonce

    kobetyrant:

    827:

    innnit:

    *sprints for 40 miles*

    *squat thrusts through a brick wall*

    *throws that ass in a circle causing a disturbance in the earths rotation*

    1 day ago  11:55    18700 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    audio 

    Target employee 5sos

    irwinsaur:

    Michael: works in the electronics and gaming section, gets yelled at occasionally for playing the games but claims he’s “demonstrating” how they work.

    Calum: works in clothing, complimenting customers on their choices with a smile.

    Luke: the cashier who’s always busy because all the teenage girls insist on going into his line even when there are open registers available.

    Ashton: supervisor who makes sure that Michael doesn’t get fired but also occasionally works in Toys.

    1 day ago  11:55    3672 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    fUFCK  5sos 

    pony-bologna:

    glitter-gut:

    stabmeintheneck:

    this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

    your teacher’s aim sucks

    dudebro

    1 day ago  11:54    240309 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    claudehbukowski:

    lets replace this multifaceted woman of color with a boring white dude what a great narrative choice

    1 day ago  11:53    16 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    wizardgrum:

    straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

    1 day ago  11:52    644 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

    xbean:

    ablogfortwolovers:

    WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

    Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

    1 day ago  11:52    148887 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    masooonderulo:

    things that should not concern u:
    - the length of a woman’s skirt
    - the tightness of a woman’s top
    - how many people a woman has slept with

    things that should concern u:
    - america’s gun laws
    - that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
    - harry potter named a kid albus severus

    1 day ago  11:52    157669 NOTES    via   source    reblog

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    lambylin:

    *blacklists a user*

    *shows up on my recommendations*

    *shows up on my recommended dash*

    *shows up at my birthday party*

    1 day ago  11:50    13842 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    fivetail:

    axentwear:

    Thank you all for the amazing support! 

    We’ve been over whelmed with comments and questions for the past week, so we would like to answer some frequently asked questions here!

    Q: When and where can I order a pair?

    A: We are currently working making a Kickstarter crowd funding campaign. Once the Kickstarter is up, hopefully in a month or two, you can pre-order through the Kickstarter. We will e-mail everyone and post the link to the Kickstarter when that happens. If you haven’t signed up for e-mail updates yet, you can do so at http://www.axentwear.com/

    Q: How much will the headphones cost?

    A: We’re aiming to keep the price as low as possible without compromising quality. The price we’ve decided on is $115.

    Q: Will you ship internationally?

    A: Yep! Though shipping prices will be different than domestic orders. We are not in control of how much shipping companies charge.

    Q: Do the cat ear speakers actually work?

    A: Yes, the speakers are fully functional so you can switch between listening to your music silently or sharing your music with your friends!

    Q: Will they come in multiple colors?

    A: Yes! And when you pre-order through our Kickstarter, you can vote on which top colors will be produced.

    Q: Will they be wireless? Will they come with a mic? LED lights? And if so, will the LED lights change colors?

    A: That will depend on how much money we can raise through Kickstarter. The more pre-orders we get, the more funds we have to add even more cool features to the headphones without increasing the cost to you! So when the Kickstarter goes live, please support us by pre-ordering a pair! The more fund we raise, the more features your headphones will have :)

    Q: My question wasn’t answered here?

    A: Please be patient. We’re still working out the final details of certain features. We want to be absolutely certain before we answer a question. If your question hasn’t been answered yet, it will be in the near future so stay tuned! :D

    Thank you all again for the amazing level of support! We look forward to bringing you a new music experience!

    I REMEMBER SEEING THESE FEATURED ON A REALLY GOOD ARTISTS’ OC ON DEVIANTART SO MANY YEARS AGO. I’M SO GLAD THEY’RE GOING TO BE A THING.

    1 day ago  11:49    21813 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    want  reference 

    1 day ago  11:48    155635 NOTES    via   source    reblog